AAMP
Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
Agency
A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of providers.
Analingus
oral sex to the anus
ASPD
Adult Service Provider Discussion
Babyback
Petite, young, attractive
Bait and switch
Person who shows up is a different one than advertise
BJ
Blow job, oral sex, fellatio
BBBJ
Bare back blow job, oral sex without condom
BBBJTC
Bare back blow job to completion (in mouth)
BBBJTCIM
Bare back blow job to completion in mouth
BBBJTCWS
Bare back blow job to completion with swallow
BBBJWF
Bare back blow job with facial
BCD
Behind Closed Doors (as in private and discrete)
BDSM
Bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.
BFE
Boy friend experience (Guy takes care of her desires as well)
BLS
Ball licking and sucking
Butter face
Everything looks good, but her face
CBJ
Covered blow job, oral sex with condom
CC Rider
Full service provider costing $200 or less
CFS
Covered full service, Sex with condom
CMD
Carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde
CMT
Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
Cowgirl
CG, girl on top facing you
DATY
Dining at the y, cunnilingus, oral sex performed on a woman
DDP
Double digit penetration, kitty and anus
Doggie
Man behind girl, girl on hands and knees
Doubles
A threesome with two girls and you
DDE
Doesn't do extras (PS only)
DFK
Deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue
DIY
Do it yourself (masturbation)
Facial
Cumming on partner's face
FBSM
Full body sensual massage
French
BJ, or oral sex in general
French Kiss
Kissing with tongue insertion
GFE
Girlfriend experience. (different variants of the definition, but the basic definition includes: FS, BJ, DATY,not a clock watcher, could kiss - treats you like her Boy Friend)
GG
Golden Gypsy. Defunct Berkeley massage parlor
GS
Golden shower, urination play
Hardwood floors
Clean shaven kitty
HJ
Hand job, a manual / hand release
HME
Honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
HWP
Height and weight proportionate
Incall
Meet the girl at her apartment or hotel room
Italian
Penis rubbing between butt cheeks
ISO
In search of Lapdog, person who worships providers to excess.
LDL
Low dollar looker (opposite of HDH)
LK
Light kissing, closed mouth
LOS
Land of smiles (Thailand)
Mamasan
Female manager of a massage parlor
MBR
Multiple bell ringing, MSOG
Mish
Missionary position, or the SF Mission District
Missionary
Man on top, girl on back
Mohawk
Thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
MP
Multiple pops, multiple releases
MSOG
Multiple shots on goal, multiple releases
NQNS
Non Quitter Non Spitter (Provider term for guys who just never get there)
Outcall
Girl comes to your home or hotel room
OWOTC
Oral without condom to completion
Papasan
Male manager of a massage parlor
PSE
Porn Star Experience (Opposite of GFE - professional attitude, clock watcher with perfect timing, but anincredibly good time. So good it would be like being in a porn movie and the business like attitude just wasn'ta problem)
PV
Private viewing (Dancing, getting naked, some touching but not FS, CBJ or HJ)
RMP
Russian Massage Parlor
ROB
Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl, RCG, girl on top facing away
Reverse massage
You massage her
Russian
Penis rubbing between breasts, pearl Necklace, titty fuck
SOG
Shot on goal, one release
SOMF
Sat on my face south of the border, gential region southern france, BBBJ
STD
Sexually transmitted disease
TAMP
Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
Teabag
Man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth
TOFTT
Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
YMMV
Your mileage may vary